A Christmas present from the lad:
The answer is no.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Happy Holi...
Ahhh, screw it.
I'm sick of that "holiday" crap, so
There, I said it.
So sue me.
I'm sick of that "holiday" crap, so
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
There, I said it.
So sue me.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Hurtling Towards Summah
Astronomy December 21, 2009
Rise: Set:
Actual Time 7:14 AM EST 4:16 PM EST
Civil Twilight 6:42 AM EST 4:48 PM EST
Nautical Twilight 6:06 AM EST 5:24 PM EST
Astronomical Twilight 5:31 AM EST 5:58 PM EST
Moon 10:12 AM EST 9:22 PM EST
Length Of Visible Light: 10h 06m
Length of Day: 9h 01m
Tomorrow will be 0m 3s longer.
Yeah baby...
Rise: Set:
Actual Time 7:14 AM EST 4:16 PM EST
Civil Twilight 6:42 AM EST 4:48 PM EST
Nautical Twilight 6:06 AM EST 5:24 PM EST
Astronomical Twilight 5:31 AM EST 5:58 PM EST
Moon 10:12 AM EST 9:22 PM EST
Length Of Visible Light: 10h 06m
Length of Day: 9h 01m
Tomorrow will be 0m 3s longer.
Yeah baby...
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Genius.
From IMAO, on hippie eradication:
"Due to increased global warming, polar bears are increasingly scared and sad. The only solution is to give them hugs. Thus, as citizens of the earth, we need to go out and hug polar bears now. So just go up to them and start hugging. They may bear their teeth, swing their paws, and roar, but that’s just polar bear for “I’m scared and need a hug!” If you are too intimidated to hug an adult polar bear, at least hug a baby polar bear then. Just make sure the mother polar bear is watching because it likes to chaperone that sort of thing."
That's smart thinking, right there.
Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline, "and the scat has bells in it & smells like pepper"...
"Due to increased global warming, polar bears are increasingly scared and sad. The only solution is to give them hugs. Thus, as citizens of the earth, we need to go out and hug polar bears now. So just go up to them and start hugging. They may bear their teeth, swing their paws, and roar, but that’s just polar bear for “I’m scared and need a hug!” If you are too intimidated to hug an adult polar bear, at least hug a baby polar bear then. Just make sure the mother polar bear is watching because it likes to chaperone that sort of thing."
That's smart thinking, right there.
Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline, "and the scat has bells in it & smells like pepper"...
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I’m Not USUALLY Paranoid…
BUT-
Lessee, the prediction is for some snow, changing to ICY RAIN.
Hmmm, icy rain, where have I heard about that before?
Seems like a year or so ago, there was…
AAAARRRRRGGGGUUUUHHHH!
Lessee, the prediction is for some snow, changing to ICY RAIN.
Hmmm, icy rain, where have I heard about that before?
Seems like a year or so ago, there was…
AAAARRRRRGGGGUUUUHHHH!
Monday, December 7, 2009
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