For Earth Day,

I cut trees.

With a gas engined chainsaw.

And twitched them out with a diesel tractor.


Piss off hippies, I got work to do...


ADDENDUM: Lissa writes in comments, "Oh, please tell us you'll burn them later and produce carbon emissions while warming your home! Pleeeease!"

Yes, Lissa, yes I will. In two wood stoves- I promise.