I cut trees.
With a gas engined chainsaw.
And twitched them out with a diesel tractor.
Piss off hippies, I got work to do...
ADDENDUM: Lissa writes in comments, "Oh, please tell us you'll burn them later and produce carbon emissions while warming your home! Pleeeease!"
Yes, Lissa, yes I will. In two wood stoves- I promise.
Might be the right idea…
2 hours ago