I Read the News Today…

“U.S. Congress works on bailout deal”

“Shots fired in US/Pakistan clash”

“Mugabe urges lifting of sanctions”

and

“Man charged with battery for farting on police officer”


Serious stuff goin' on in this here world.

Hokey Smokes Bullwinkle...

the left is becoming entirely unhinged.

I know it's been blasted all around the blogosphere, but MY two readers haven't seen it.

So here ya go- drink strong liquor before attempting to figger' this out...

A Tomato.

I once knew a g...
Uh, nevermind.

A picture of a tomato.

WOW- Just, You Know, WOW...

GO here & read.

While reading, remember that this is in a dead tree newspaper, not a wacko interwebz site.

I had no idea the lefties were actually OVER the brink of insanity.

Wow...

Remember...

True Colors...

"Lipstick on a pig", my hairy Irish ass.

Go here to see what our folks are made of.

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I forced myself to turn on the TV last evening to watch a bit of the news, as I had heard on the radio of the big rally for John/Sarah in Ohio.
So I’m watching the dipshit talking heads, & a guy comes on who is the pollster type, there to interpret the polls for us morons out here in America.
He’s droning on & on, remember now, he’s just a neutral (!) guy explaining the polls, when he gets to a part where Oboy’s numbers are down. Here he says (I paraphrase):

“The percentages have slipped, but we are still doing well in the overall trend”. (emphasis mine)

We?

WE?!!!!

I did manage to get the TV turned off before it caught a round in the vitals.

You Know You've Been Here Too Long

when you get to this page...

(H/T to Ted)

Dear Mr. Obama...

If this doesn't get you, then nothing will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4fe9GlWS8

Go watch (all the way to the end).

Damn.

This Just In!!!

Todd Palin was on the grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963.

Now you know...

Un F@&#$'n Believable...

Toolin' in the truck this morning, I heard on the radio that a member of the Massachusetts political delegation started in on Sarah Palin for the loose moral compass that has resulted in her daughter’s pregnancy.

Anyone want to take a shot as to who made said comment?

None other than Barney Frank, the morally superior member of the legislature, once busted for running a male prostitution ring from his apartment (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Heh.

Good Lordy, what the hell are these people smokin’?