Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Can My Kid

do any wrong in gifting?

A Christmas present from the lad:

The answer is no.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Happy Holi...

Ahhh, screw it.
I'm sick of that "holiday" crap, so


There, I said it.
So sue me.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Hurtling Towards Summah

Astronomy December 21, 2009
Rise: Set:
Actual Time 7:14 AM EST 4:16 PM EST
Civil Twilight 6:42 AM EST 4:48 PM EST
Nautical Twilight 6:06 AM EST 5:24 PM EST
Astronomical Twilight 5:31 AM EST 5:58 PM EST
Moon 10:12 AM EST 9:22 PM EST
Length Of Visible Light: 10h 06m
Length of Day: 9h 01m

Tomorrow will be 0m 3s longer.

Yeah baby...

Thursday, December 17, 2009


From IMAO, on hippie eradication:

"Due to increased global warming, polar bears are increasingly scared and sad. The only solution is to give them hugs. Thus, as citizens of the earth, we need to go out and hug polar bears now. So just go up to them and start hugging. They may bear their teeth, swing their paws, and roar, but that’s just polar bear for “I’m scared and need a hug!” If you are too intimidated to hug an adult polar bear, at least hug a baby polar bear then. Just make sure the mother polar bear is watching because it likes to chaperone that sort of thing."

That's smart thinking, right there.

Reminds me of the old joke with the punchline, "and the scat has bells in it & smells like pepper"...

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Another Trip

around Ol' Sol completed today.

Why is it that each round seems shorter than the last?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I’m Not USUALLY Paranoid…


Lessee, the prediction is for some snow, changing to ICY RAIN.

Hmmm, icy rain, where have I heard about that before?

Seems like a year or so ago, there was


Monday, December 7, 2009

Don't Forget,

America still has aggressive enemies...

7 December, 1941