Lissa gets off a good (bad) one here.
Here’s another version of the world’s worst math joke…
Three Cherokee squaws have slightly different sleeping arrangements, in that one sleeps on a deer hide, one on a buffalo hide, & one on a hippopotamus hide. The three are about to give birth, coincidentally on the same day.
The blessed events take place throughout the day, and the squaw on the deer hide has one boy, & she is very proud.
The squaw on the buffalo hide also has one boy, & she too is very proud.
The squaw on the hippopotamus hide has two boys, & she & her husband are very happy.
Which just goes to show that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
::ducks & runs::
Pine tar, 34 years ago today
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