Wednesday, April 8, 2009

In The News...

Pirates take ship flying the American flag.

The White House is poised to analyze & monitor the situation.

American crew retakes ship.

It is reported that one pirate is in custody, & the others have fled (read “floating in the ocean”).

Thank you for the decisive action Mr. President (although I expect a stern warning forthcoming…).


Borepatch said...

Now the administration will swing into action, and condemn the crew for "acting recklessly."

I mean, don't they know that if they have a gun, the criminal might take it from them and use it against them?

Anonymous said...

No strongly worded letter from the "UN"??
What's up with that?